Everyday Normal Guy 2

Everyday Normal Guy 2: Chords

                                  REm  SOLm  SIb  LA
You want some more of this, bitch?
            REm  SOLm
Back in the heezy
                 SIb          LA
We could do this all year long

            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
  SIb
I told you in the first song, 
     LA
I'll tell you in another
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
  SIb                         LA
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
SIb                     LA
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
            SIb                       LA
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

      REm                              SOLm
I was walking down the street just the other day
            SIb
I saw these two fine bitches, 
          LA
they were walking my way
              REm
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" 
          SOLm
is what I wanted to say
          SIb                     LA
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
     REm                          SOLm
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
        SIb                     LA
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
           REm                    SOLm
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, 

and pressed play
       SIb
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, 
          LA
and motherfucking Ace of Bass
    REm                         SOLm
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
       SIb                          LA
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
         REm                       SOLm
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
SIb                      LA
 Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said

            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
        SIb
I don't like margarine, 
          LA
I much prefer the taste of butter
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
            SIb
My favorite movies as a kid 
          LA
were Superman and Ghostbusters
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
         SIb                  LA
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
        SIb                  LA
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

          REm                 SOLm
I'm from a lower-middle class family
          SIb                         LA
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
       REm                   SOLm
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
   SIb                         LA
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
          REm                         SOLm
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
        SIb                        LA
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
           REm                         SOLm
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
      SIb                   LA
About ten times a day, man, all year long
            REm
My favorite song, motherfucker, 
        SOLm
I don't like to admit it
       SIb                     LA
Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
REm            SOLm         SIb        LA
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
      REm                       
Every time I hear that fucking shit, 
  SOLm
a tear comes to my eye
        SIb                 LA
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
        REm                          SOLm
Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
           SIb
Sticks and stones break my bones, 
             LA
but it's the words that make me cry
          REm
Like that time in grade three, 
       SOLm
when a girl called me Stupid Face
SIb                  LA
 She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?
REm                SOLm
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
  SIb
A person could be stupid, 
      LA
but a face? That's impossible
     REm
Shit happens all the time, 
        SOLm
and you learn how to deal with it
SIb              LA
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
       SIb
When I get into a fight, 
      LA
I usually leave on a stretcher
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
       SIb
When I got nothing to say, 
          LA
I usually talk about the weather
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
           SIb
I like the first Back To The Future, 
        LA
but the second one was better
            REm              SOLm
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
       SIb                         LA
I like red peppers better than the green ones

REm    SOLm           SIb
Ooh-hoo, saving up my money 
      LA              REm
to go buy a new dishwasher
SOLm              SIb           LA      REm    SOLm
 Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker
  SIb      LA      REm
Go, go, go, go, go shawty
 
It's your birthday

Go party like it's your birthday

I wasn't invited, but it's okay

I'll just stay at home and play some video games

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Everyday Normal Guy 2 è un brano scritto e inciso da Jon Lajoie, contenuto nell'album You Want Some of This? pubblicato nel 2009. Primo progetto discografico per l'artista canadese, è in realtà una raccolta antologica di tutti i brani satirici che il comico-cantante aveva pubblicato in precedenza sul web. La canzone è la nona traccia del disco ed è il sequel del brano d'apertura; racconta in maniera satirica la vita normale di un uomo normale... tra routine e piccole gioie quotidiane.

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L'autore del post

Alberto Moneti

36 anni, polistrumentista: pianoforte, chitarra, batteria, clarinetto. Ha conseguito la licenza in teoria musicale e solfeggio presso il Conservatorio Cherubini di Firenze. Dal 1997 è organista presso la Basilica di Santa Maria del Sasso, a Bibbiena (AR).